Older men who are horny and can't get it up watch the History Channel. How do I know this? Jackie called last night and said the History Channel was airing a few specials on 'Vlad the Impaler'. Intrigued and hoping I could learn more from the History Channel than from The Historian I tuned in.
During the presentation I was treated to three erectile dysfunction commercials by three different pharmacuetical companies in a 30 minute period. Levitra, Cialis, Viagra. Did you know with Levitra you have 30 minute to 36 hours to do your thing? Does this mean you can control it or is it involuntary? The poor bastard in the commercial was ready to 'get it on' while heading home with his honey when they ran into a group of friends who asked them to join them for drinks. "Shit!" thought the poor bastard. "Phew" thought the honey.
These commercials were followed by an ad featuring a blonde 18 year old tart in a cheerleading outfit or was it a Fredirick's of Hollywood version of the football uniform? telling those horny old men to text message (do 60 year olds text?) so they could win a plasma TV. Whatever.
I was pretty humored and was making a long drawn out comment to my husband. He replied with a long drawn out snore. Did you know that horny men who can't get it up watch the History Channel? Not that they'd see these commercials for E-D drugs. They're fast asleep in their Lazy Boys so the wives watch the commercials and make the call to the doctor for them.
On a side note: I learned more about Vlad in the one hour program last night than I have in the past 4 weeks reading the Historian. I'm a visual learner. The show airs again on the 14th.
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